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Medical Outlook on Covid - A joke by one of the members, Jean Moore
Hello, lovely members! One of the members, Jean Moore sent in a hilarious joke via our email and wanted to share it with all of you.
"Medical experts were asked today if it was time to ease COVID restrictions.
Allergists were in favour of scratching it.
Dermatologists advised against any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a strong gut feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt everyone was labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
Paediatricians said, "Don’t be a baby, grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists saw right through it.
Most Surgeons opened up, but then washed their hands of the whole thing.
Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
Urologists were peed off by the idea.
Anaesthetists thought the whole concept was a knock-out.
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say anything and
Dentists, of course, thought we'd bitten off more than we could chew..."
HAHAHA! It just keeps getting better as you read on. Thank you so much for this again, Jean Moore!
