Mc'd Up!
A helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish island
and was forced to make an emergency landing.
Luckily there was a small cottage nearby.
The pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.
"Is there a mechanic in the area?"
he asked the woman who answered the door.
She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds.
"No," she finally said, pointing down the road,
"but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."