[Luckyus]

Maybe You Haven't Heard These Before?​

I got myself a seniors GPS
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

A woman in labor suddenly shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, those are just contractions

There are four stages of old age:
You forget names. Then you forget faces. Next, You forget to zip up. and finally, You forget to zip down.

When you’re 20 and you drop something, you pick it up.
When you’re 80 and you drop something, you decide you don’t need it anymore.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I got myself a seniors GPS
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.

A woman in labor suddenly shouts, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
The doctor said, “Don’t worry, those are just contractions

There are four stages of old age:
You forget names. Then you forget faces. Next, You forget to zip up. and finally, You forget to zip down.

When you’re 20 and you drop something, you pick it up.
When you’re 80 and you drop something, you decide you don’t need it anymore.

I think I would also find that seniors GPS very handy Where can we get it? Hahaha!