Poem : Court Jester - Danny Kaye





Danny Kaye:The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true, right?
Mildred Natwick:Right, but there's been a change. They ... broke the chalice from the palace.
Danny Kaye:They ... broke the chalice from the palace?
Mildred Natwick:... and replaced it with a flagon.
Danny Kaye:A flagon?
Mildred Natwick:... with a figure of a dragon.
Danny Kaye:A flagon with a dragon.
Mildred Natwick:RIGHT.
Danny Kaye:But, did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Mildred Natwick:Noooo, the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Danny Kaye:The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon, the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Mildred Natwick:Just remember that.
Danny Kaye:Yes, thank you very much.
 

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