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After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife.......A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks...."What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh that's that''s lovely, but what about.. I, J, K."
He said, " I'm just kidding."
His memorial service will be held on Tuesday afternoon !!!
 
After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife.......A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks...."What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh that's that''s lovely, but what about.. I, J, K."
He said, " I'm just kidding."
His memorial service will be held on Tuesday afternoon !!!
Husband asks wife what she thinks, "your an alphabet husband also.......A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Arrogant,Bully,Crude,Discussing,Ectophyte,Fool,Grub,Idiot”
He said not smiling, what about.... J,K
She said “just kidding” they kissed and made up, no funeral.

ectophyte​

 
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After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife.......A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks...."What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous and Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh that's that''s lovely, but what about.. I, J, K."
He said, " I'm just kidding."
His memorial service will be held on Tuesday afternoon !!!
Haha. Yes that definitely was the wrong answer.
 
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Husband asks wife what she thinks, "your an alphabet husband also.......A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K
Arrogant,Bully,Crude,Discussing,Ectophyte,Fool,Grub,Idiot”
He said not smiling, what about.... J,K
She said “just kidding” they kissed and made up, no funeral.

ectophyte​

where's H?
 

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