[Luckyus]

Marriage​

A couple was driving to church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrived in heaven, they see St.Peter at the Pearly Gates. They asked him if he could arrange it where they could get married in heaven. St Peter said he'd do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hears nothing. They bump into St Peter and asked him about the marriage. He says,"I'm still working on it." Two years passed by but still no marriage. St Peter assures them that he's still working on it. Finally, after 20 long years, St Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple its time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happy for a while, but after a few months, the couple goes to find St Peter and tells him things aren't working out, and they want a divorce. "Can you arrange it for us?", they asked. St Peter replies, "Are you kidding?!!! It took me 20 years to find a priest up here.

How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"