[Luckyus]

Man Walked Into Work On Monday​

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes.

His boss asked what happened.

The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church.

When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack,

so I pulled it out.

She turned around and punched me square in the eye.”

“Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asked.

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn't want it out,

so I pushed it back in.”

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why was the mother Kangaroo mad with her children? Because they were jumping on the bed.

 

[novezar]

We all loved doing that.

 

[Littleboy8]

Eeeewfunny

 

[Beverlyn S]

Haha, oh dear! Some lessons are learned the hard way!

 

[UruauP]

Nice one!