[Skipton]

Make Up Your Mind!​

My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said,
"I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

 

[Mrtnst]

There's the question:

What is the best way to get even with a partner who never stops complaining about your behaviour.

Should you walk out on them, or stay and annoy them by constantly repeating the behaviour they complained about?

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you stop an elephant from smelling? Tie a knot in his trunk.

 

[JTeyssier]

There's the question:

What is the best way to get even with a partner who never stops complaining about your behaviour.

Should you walk out on them, or stay and annoy them by constantly repeating the behaviour they complained about?

Better things in life than complaining...!

 

[Reet]

A sweet old lady walked into a shop and said, "I'd like to buy a dead bluebottle."
"I'm sorry said the shopkeeper, "We don't sell dead bluebottles."
"Oh," said the old lady a trifle confused, "But you've got one in your window."