[Luckyus]

Magic Apples​

A boy ran into an old man who was carring a bag.
"What's in the bag?" the boy asked.
"Magic apples", said the old man.
"Prove it!", replied the boy.
"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.
"Grapes and oranges", he answered.
The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a grape. "Ok, turn it over", the old man said.
The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like an orange.
He still wasn't convinced that they were magic.
The old man told him to name something else that he liked to eat.
"I like to eat p*ssy." he snapped.
The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.
He took a big bite, spat it out, wiped his mouth and yelled, "That tasted like sh*t".
The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."