M.I.T.
It was graduation day at Yale University and the
English professor began his long winded speech.
"What does YALE stand for" he began.
"Y means youth". And off he went on a half
hour diatribe on the youth of the day.
"A stands for academia, and off he goes again.
"L means learning" ad nauseum.
An associate professor nudged his wife and said
" I'm glad this is not the Massachusetts Institute of Technology!!!"