[Luckyus]

Love Continues to Bloom, Wherever​

A wife, being the romantic sort,
sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me your
Smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me
A sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,

"I am having a crap. Please advise."

 

[Joyem]

Very unromantic!

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Only a male would write that crap

 

[Luckyus]

Only a male would write that crap

Your Point

 

[Luckyus]

Very unromantic!

Your Point

 

[Gazman]

Love Continues to Bloom, Wherever​

A wife, being the romantic sort,
sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me your
Smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me
A sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,

"I am having a crap. Please advise."

The answer is deserved, isn't it?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Love Continues to Bloom, Wherever​

A wife, being the romantic sort,
sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me your
Smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me
A sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,

"I am having a crap. Please advise."

Lol She writes, send me your Poo? Hahaha

 

[Tigerlily57]

Love Continues to Bloom, Wherever​

A wife, being the romantic sort,
sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping send me your dreams

If you are laughing, send me your
Smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me
A sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied ,

"I am having a crap. Please advise."

Love it. My husband to a tee

 

[Amitylane]

What a shame we really do have men like that!