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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?
Husband :-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector :-Color of eyes?
Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Color of hair ?
Husband :-Changes according to season.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband? :Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-Yes.
Inspector :-Tell me the number, name and colour of the car.
Husband:-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use lightemitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.....
Inspector :-Don't worry sir,... . We will find your car.