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A policeman sees an old guy on a park bench crying his heart out
What's the matter he asks?
He answered he is married to a beautiful twenty year old and he has great sex every day after she has cooked him a wonderful breakfast, and they make fantastic love after she makes him a fantastic lunch, and after she has made him a great dinner they have great sex again
Why the hell are you crying then asks the cop,
the old guy answers I've bloody forgotten where I live.
