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Lord, They Are Finally Together

Lord, They Are Finally Together


Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease:

Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later:

Again Judy remarried and this time she and John had 5 more children

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said.

“Lord, they are finally together.”

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret.

“Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd or 3rd husband?”

Margaret replied.

“I think he means her legs, Ethel.”
 

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