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Remember when Fanny Craddock was making doughnuts on TV and hubby Johnny said "I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's"

I was under the impression the late Bill Tennant said this on his STV magazine programme. He was the kind of bloke who would have said it tongue in cheek, not being a big fan of show offs.

Trying to verify this I came across these, old but still funny,


1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Golf commentator: "One of the reasons Arnold is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"