[Ivory]

Long Island Duck​

A woman walks into a butcher shop and says, I want a Long Island Duck for a very special dish I’m making. The butcher,(looking puzzled)says, I’m not sure what a Long Island duck looks like, I’ll show you what I have. He then puts three ducks on the counter. The woman picks up the first one, sticks her finger in the ducks bum, sniffs it and says, no, that’s a New England duck, picks up the second one, does the same thing and says, no, that’s a Rhode Island duck. She picks up the last duck, sticks her finger in, sniffs it an exclaims, now “that’s” a Long Island duck. Totally baffled, the butcher says, in all the years I’ve been a butcher I’ve never seen anyone do that. The woman asks, where are you from? The butcher turns around, drops his pants and says, you tell me

 

[Littleboy8]

love it ducky quack

 

[Vickers]

Not sure where she's from but must have played for a womans soccer team in the UK....Arsenal

 

[Veggiepatch]

Ducked out for a quick poke....