[Luckyus]

Lois and Superman​

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I AM Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.” “Glad we cleared that up.” whispered Clark. "That makes two of us.“ smiled Lois. "I guess this means you were Batman, too.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

Lois and Superman​

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I AM Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.” “Glad we cleared that up.” whispered Clark. "That makes two of us.“ smiled Lois. "I guess this means you were Batman, too.”

I guess we can say Lois Gotham with that one

 

[mOiOz]

I guess we can say Lois Gotham with that one

Hope no one's Robin her from Batman...!

 

[Dennis]

Superman joke for a Superman joke but this is a bit Naughty, Superman was passing American Woman's room on his way to bed and glancing through her wall saw her spreadeagled naked on her bed, he was not going to miss the opportunity, so he walks through her wall and made love to her, at breakfast next morning he said did you like me making love to you last night, she said I did not feel a thing but the Invisible man got hell of a shock.

 

[sonlocks]

Superman joke for a Superman joke but this is a bit Naughty, Superman was passing American Woman's room on his way to bed and glancing through her wall saw her spreadeagled naked on her bed, he was not going to miss the opportunity, so he walks through her wall and made love to her, at breakfast next morning he said did you like me making love to you last night, she said I did not feel a thing but the Invisible man got hell of a shock.

That's a good'n

 

[Lesleymorris58]

Superman joke for a Superman joke but this is a bit Naughty, Superman was passing American Woman's room on his way to bed and glancing through her wall saw her spreadeagled naked on her bed, he was not going to miss the opportunity, so he walks through her wall and made love to her, at breakfast next morning he said did you like me making love to you last night, she said I did not feel a thing but the Invisible man got hell of a shock.

Brilliant

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Hey Lois spread the LOVE

 

[Barbara V]

Lois and Superman​

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I AM Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.” “Glad we cleared that up.” whispered Clark. "That makes two of us.“ smiled Lois. "I guess this means you were Batman, too.”

Not a funny one methinks

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Lois and Superman​

Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him. After some time, Lois said, “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.” “You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I AM Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.” “Oh thank God!” said Lois. “I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.” “Glad we cleared that up.” whispered Clark. "That makes two of us.“ smiled Lois. "I guess this means you were Batman, too.”

Lol, so Lois was sleeping around! Lol, what a truthful wife. Hahaha.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Superman joke for a Superman joke but this is a bit Naughty, Superman was passing American Woman's room on his way to bed and glancing through her wall saw her spreadeagled naked on her bed, he was not going to miss the opportunity, so he walks through her wall and made love to her, at breakfast next morning he said did you like me making love to you last night, she said I did not feel a thing but the Invisible man got hell of a shock.

It was on this day Invisible Man understood why Superman was also called 'Man of Steel'. Poor bloke!