[SirExton]

Little Lizard​

A little lizard is walking through the jungle and sees a monkey up a big tree, with a cloud of smoke around his head. The lizard says "what are you doing Monkey?" The monkey says "I am smoking a joint!" The lizard climbs the tree and sits next to the monkey and joins in smoking the joint. After a while the little Lizard say "I have a dry mouth from this smoke, I need to go and get a drink of water from the river" While having a drink at the river a crocodile approaches the little Lizard and says "What are you doing drinking out of the river little Lizard?" The Little lizard says " I was sharing a smoke of a joint, with the monkey up that big tree over there and my mouth got so dry, so here I am" The crocodile was so inquisitive and walked over to the big tree. The Monkey up the tree looks down at the huge crocodile, finishing the joint and says "Faaar OOUUUT, hoooowwww muuuuccchhh Faaarking water did you drink little Lizard!"

 

[Littleboy8]

Love this it’s great
Never smile at a crocodile especially when stoned