[wazzalox]

Little Johnny​

Little Johnny's mother: "We're going down to see Mrs Jones's new baby, Johnny. Now the baby was born with no ears, but I do NOT want you to mention the ears."
Johnny: "No worries, Mum."

So off they go and see the baby.

Little Johnny: "Beautiful baby. Mrs Jones. How's his eyesight?"
Mrs Jones: Thank you Johnny, but his eyesight's just fine. Why do you ask?"
Johnny: "Well, he'd be stuffed if he had to wear glasses, wouldn't he?"

(Thanks to Maddie for reminding me of this one.)

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Little Johnny's mother: "We're going down to see Mrs Jones's new baby, Johnny. Now the baby was born with no ears, but I do NOT want you to mention the ears."
Johnny: "No worries, Mum."

So off they go and see the baby.

Little Johnny: "Beautiful baby. Mrs Jones. How's his eyesight?"
Mrs Jones: Thank you Johnny, but his eyesight's just fine. Why do you ask?"
Johnny: "Well, he'd be stuffed if he had to wear glasses, wouldn't he?"

(Thanks to Maddie for reminding me of this one.)

This is so much worse than pointing out the ears ... well, the lack of them. Hilarious!

 

[Pueppi]

Smart little feller

 

[margie]

 

[Groovy]

“Out of the mouth of babies”

 

[Joyem]

Just what kids would say.