SDC Rewards Member
Upgrade yours now
.png){kind=icon}
Little Johnny But Older Now
Little Johnny had just failed his law exam and wasn’t ready to accept defeat. Determined, he approached his professor with a bold proposition.
**Johnny:** “Professor, would you say you know everything there is to know about law?”
**Professor:** “Absolutely.”
**Johnny:** “Alright then, let’s make a deal. If you can answer one question I have, I’ll accept my grade. But if you can’t, you have to give me an ‘A.’”
Intrigued by the challenge, the professor agreed.
Johnny smiled and asked, **“What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither legal nor logical?”**
The professor furrowed his brow and began thinking. He thought and thought, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t come up with an answer. Frustrated and defeated, he finally admitted, “I don’t know,” and gave Johnny the ‘A’ as promised.
The next day, the professor, still perplexed, decided to pose the same question to his class. “Can anyone tell me what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither legal nor logical?” he asked.
To his surprise, every hand in the room shot up. He called on a student, curious to finally hear the answer.
The student confidently replied: **“Sir, you’re 65 years old and married to a 28-year-old woman. That’s legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23-year-old man. That’s logical but not legal. And finally, you just gave her boyfriend an ‘A’ after he failed his exam. That’s neither legal nor logical!”**
The professor stood in stunned silence—and then fainted on the spot!
