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Little Johnny 123​

Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears.

When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears.

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.

Johnny looks in the basonet and says "Wow, what a beautiful baby." The mother replies, 'Why, Thanks Johnny." Johnny says: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?"

"Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision."

"That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses!" ...............................................!

 

[Jarred Santos]

Little Johnny 123​

Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears.

When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears.

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.

Johnny looks in the basonet and says "Wow, what a beautiful baby." The mother replies, 'Why, Thanks Johnny." Johnny says: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?"

"Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision."

"That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses!" ...............................................!

Johnny, you rascal

 

[Gil of Darlington]

You misspelled "bassinet"!

Johnny,

Little Johnny 123​

Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears.

When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears.

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.

Johnny looks in the basonet and says "Wow, what a beautiful baby." The mother replies, 'Why, Thanks Johnny." Johnny says: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?"

"Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision."

"That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses!" ...............................................!

 

[Hewy57]

This made me laugh out loud. Great start to the day.

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

What a clever little boy , that Johnny.

 

[Margaret Peden]

who doesn't love Little Johnny?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Little Johnny 123​

Little Johnny's neighbour just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears.

When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a chat with him and explained how the baby had no ears.

Johnnys dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood and agreed not to mention the babys lack of ears.

Johnny looks in the basonet and says "Wow, what a beautiful baby." The mother replies, 'Why, Thanks Johnny." Johnny says: "He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Is he able to see alright?"

"Yes", says the mum, "we are so grateful, the Doctor said he will have perfect vision."

"That is great", says Little Johnny, "cause he'd be stuffed if he needed glasses!" ...............................................!

Lol, naughty Little Johnny found a clever way to mention the missing ears Hahaha.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Lol, naughty Little Johnny found a clever way to mention the missing ears Hahaha.

Much to his dad's surprise and disappointment