[Skipton]

Like A Lizard Drinkin!​

So, this lizard is walking through a forest when he comes across a bear sitting against the trunk of a tree smoking pot.
He says "Hey what's up bear? Where'd you get that weed?"
And the bear says, "I got it from a fox, you want to try some?"
The lizard, a bit sceptical, says "Ehhh...are you sure you trust the fox?
I've got skimped a few times from that fool." But he looks at the weed and it smells good, so he agrees to take a few hits.
After they smoke a bowl or two, the lizard says "Damn bear, that is some dank-ass weed, but I'm thirsty as hell now.
Where's the nearest river?" "Oh, just down the path there" replies the bear.
So, the lizard takes off down the hill until he reaches the river.
While drinking from the river, a crocodile comes up and says, "Hey lizard, why are you so thirsty?"
And the lizard says "well there's a bear just up the path, and he's got some great weed man!
If you hurry up, you might catch him."
I'll be right back then." says the crocodile.
So, the crocodile heads up the path and finally gets to the tree and sees the bear still smoking pot.
"Hey what's up bear?" says the crocodile.
The bear looks over, but when he sees the crocodile, he panics! He jumps to his feet wide eyed and says,
"HOLY COW LIZARD! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK!?!??!?!"