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Libyan Firing Squad
An Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all locked up in Libya facing the firing squad...
The Irishman gets asked 'any last requests?'.......he replies
'I'd like a thousand river dancers performing to traditional Irish music'
The Scotsman.....'I'd like a thousand bag pipers in kilts playing Amazing Grace'
The Englishman gets asked..........
He says 'F*cking shoot me first'