[Skipton]

''Let's Play A Game!​

WIFE: Let's play a GAME

HUSBAND: What is the game?

WIFE: If I say the name of a colour, you run to the left wall, if I say
the name of a fruit, you run to the right wall.

HUSBAND: Hmmm, sounds interesting; what do I get if I win?

WIFE: Whoever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their
life.

HUSBAND: Wow! I have to win this game!

WIFE: Okay, ready?

HUSBAND: Yes, I'm ready...

WIFE: Here we go:- ORANGE...!

HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days...
Figuring out whether she meant a colour or a fruit.

Moral of the story: Don’t mess with women, their intelligence is
something else.

 

[Dennis]

Never underestimate a females mind.

 

[Ezzy]

They say, 'Never try to understand a woman'. They also say, 'You can't live with them, but you can't live without them'. (wonder if that last one refers to men generally?)