[Cheb]

LEMON PICKERS NEEDED​

Ms Sally Mulligan, read in her local newspaper that Lemon Pickers were needed.
She decided to apply for one of the jobs that many are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job, as a Lemon Fruit Picker, but seemed
far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Tasmania (Sandy Bay),
and a master's degree from Monash University (Melbourne).
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also
as a schoolteacher.
The farm owner studied her application, frowned, and said:
"I see that you are well educated and have an impressive resume.
However, I have to ask you, have you had and actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "Well, as a matter of fact, I have.
I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, voted twice for
Daniel Andrews and once for Anthony Albanese."

She started work yesterday..!!

 

[Littleboy8]

LEMON PICKERS NEEDED​

Ms Sally Mulligan, read in her local newspaper that Lemon Pickers were needed.
She decided to apply for one of the jobs that many are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job, as a Lemon Fruit Picker, but seemed
far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Tasmania (Sandy Bay),
and a master's degree from Monash University (Melbourne).
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also
as a schoolteacher.
The farm owner studied her application, frowned, and said:
"I see that you are well educated and have an impressive resume.
However, I have to ask you, have you had and actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "Well, as a matter of fact, I have.
I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, voted twice for
Daniel Andrews and once for Anthony Albanese."

She started work yesterday..!!

Good one

 

[Mark K]

I actually thought that was going to go somewhere completely different, but still, you can't argue with that logic.

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

LEMON PICKERS NEEDED​

Ms Sally Mulligan, read in her local newspaper that Lemon Pickers were needed.
She decided to apply for one of the jobs that many are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job, as a Lemon Fruit Picker, but seemed
far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Tasmania (Sandy Bay),
and a master's degree from Monash University (Melbourne).
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker and also
as a schoolteacher.
The farm owner studied her application, frowned, and said:
"I see that you are well educated and have an impressive resume.
However, I have to ask you, have you had and actual experience in picking lemons?"
She replied: "Well, as a matter of fact, I have.
I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, voted twice for
Daniel Andrews and once for Anthony Albanese."

She started work yesterday..!!