Lemon Pickers, needed
"Lemon Pickers needed" said the Advert in the Gayndah Times Newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs
that many are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job as a Lemon Fruit Picker,
but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She had a Liberal Arts Degree from the University of Tasmania. (Sandy Bay)
and a Master's Degree from Monash University (Melbourne).
For a number of years, she had worked as a Social Worker and also
as a School Teacher.
The farm owner studied her application, frowned and said,
"I see that you are well educated and have an impressive resume.
However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience
in picking lemons.
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said............
I've been divorced three times, owned two Falcons,
voted twice for Daniel Andrews and once for Anthony Albanese."
She started work,
yesterday..!!