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''Leave Your Hat On!''
Four married men go golfing... During the 4th hole the following conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will have the interior of the house completely painted by next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would get a contractor to build a new deck for the pool next week."
Third Guy: "Man, you both got off cheap! I had to promise my wife that I would have the kitchen remodeled for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy had not said a word.
So, they ask him: "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. . . When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say,
'Golf Course-or sex? and she says, "Wear your sweater".
