Leave As Found!
Constant nagging didn't seem to provide any relief
from having to clean up the bathroom after
each of my three teenage children.
After I cleaned it one day, I resorted to posting a sign that read:
"Please leave the bathroom as you found it."
I noticed the bathroom was in the usual
mess after my son used it, so I called,
"Brian, how did you find the bathroom?"
After a brief pause, he replied,
"Straight down the hall, first door on the right."