[Skipton]

Learning As We Go!​

A rich man visiting Scotland met an extremely beautiful young woman at the Riverside Casino
and he was so captivated by her beauty that he decided he wanted to marry her as soon as possible.
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied," That's all right, I don't care, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a lovely Carribean resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his towel,
climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck with a full pike Dive ,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic Diving champion.
" You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So, she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
She Was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
Pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of The pool.
She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!
After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing heavily.
He said, "That was simply incredible!
"Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No" she said,
"I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the River Clyde."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A rich man visiting Scotland met an extremely beautiful young woman at the Riverside Casino
and he was so captivated by her beauty that he decided he wanted to marry her as soon as possible.
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied," That's all right, I don't care, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a lovely Carribean resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his towel,
climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck with a full pike Dive ,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic Diving champion.
" You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So, she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
She Was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
Pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of The pool.
She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!
After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing heavily.
He said, "That was simply incredible!
"Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No" she said,
"I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the River Clyde."

Well... Still pretty impressive. HAHA!

 

[Vinylted]

A rich man visiting Scotland met an extremely beautiful young woman at the Riverside Casino
and he was so captivated by her beauty that he decided he wanted to marry her as soon as possible.
She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied," That's all right, I don't care, we'll learn about each other as we go along."
So, she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a lovely Carribean resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up took off his towel,
climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck with a full pike Dive ,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple.
This was followed by three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic Diving champion.
" You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."
So, she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
She Was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the
Pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of The pool.
She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!
After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel, barely breathing heavily.
He said, "That was simply incredible!
"Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No" she said,
"I was a hooker in Govan and I worked both sides of the River Clyde."

Has worked in many locations.. but always funny.