Skipton

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2022
4,139
23,500
113
82
Laying On Of Hands!

A divine healer in a church called out,
"Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front."
With that, Henry got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked,
"Henry, what do you want me to pray for you?"
Henry replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Henry’s ear,
placed his other hand on top of Henry’s head,
and then prayed and prayed and the whole
congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands,
stood back and asked: "Henry, how is your hearing now?"
Henry answered, "I don't know.
My hearing is actually next Thursday at the High Court."
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: Nevertiki and Ian D

Join the conversation

News, deals, games, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.

Seniors Discount Club

The SDC searches for the best deals, discounts, and bargains for Aussies over 60. From everyday expenses like groceries and eating out, to electronics, fashion and travel, the club is all about helping you make your money go further.
  1. New members
  2. Jokes & fun
  3. Photography
  4. Nostalgia / Yesterday's Australia
  5. Food and Lifestyle
  6. Money Saving Hacks
  7. Offtopic / Everything else
  • We believe that retirement should be a time to relax and enjoy life, not worry about money. That's why we're here to help our members make the most of their retirement years. If you're over 60 and looking for ways to save money, connect with others, and have a laugh, we’d love to have you aboard.
  • Advertise with us

User Menu

Enjoyed Reading our Story?

  • Share this forum to your loved ones.
Change Weather Postcode×
Change Petrol Postcode×