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Ivory

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Laundry Day

One evening, a husband, thinking he was being clever, teased his wife:
"Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast - it might shave a few inches off your backside!"
His wife, not one to let a comment like that slide, planned a little payback...
The next morning, he pulled out a pair of underwear - and a cloud of powder puffed into the air.
"Susan!" he called out, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
With a sweet smile, she replied:
"Oh, honey, that's not talcum powder... It's Miracle-Gro."
 

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