[Luckyus]

Late Phone Call​

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her
neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large
house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and
moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in
obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs
mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it
was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and
place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
the ringing will make the male lose his erection and
he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she
asked.
"It just worked for me," he replied.