[Cheb]

Late night lecture​

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 am
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

 

[Catherines]

I love that - fortunately I don't have to use this on my better half who is always sober and so am I.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Late night lecture​

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 am
and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture
about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,
as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Lol, so he ran away from home! at 2am! poor bugger he could not stand his wife lecturing to him! Hahaha.

 

[ElizaKaye]

One only has to ask them to do a bit around the house and they call it "nagging"