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Last Rites!
A Catholic Priest was approached by a sad looking elderly man who said, “Father, my beloved dog of 17 years has died. I truly loved that dog and I’d like to have a funeral Mass for him.”
The Priest replied, “I am truly sorry for your loss but the Church does not have funeral Masses for animals.”
The man asked, “Father, what should I do?” The kindly Priest replied, “Maybe go to the Baptist or Methodist and see if they will have a service for your dog.”
The man said, “Thank you Father, I just loved that dog so much and I wanted him to have a proper send-off. In fact I saved $10,000 to spend on a beautiful funeral for him.”
The Priest immediately said, “Now hold it right there, you never said the dog was Catholic.”
