[Luckyus]

Last Rites​

Paddy on his deathbed - he had been a keen drinker all his life. Priest is at his bedside to give him the last rites. He says to the priest . - "Father - promise me you'll sprinkle some whisky over my grave each anniversary of my death "
Priest says _ " Why sure begorra I'll do that. You won't mind if I pass it through my kidney first, will you? "