[mOiOz]

LAPLAND​

 

[Veggiepatch]

I'm glad I'm not married to Mrs Claus. If she lapdanced me, I'd end up with two fractured femurs!

 

[Dennis]

Santa must have convinced his wife because he still visits us.

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

When would Santa find the time for a Lapdance

 

[Luckyus]

Oh, to be Santa, for he alone, knows where all the bad girls are?.

 

[mOiOz]

Oh, to be Santa, for he alone, knows where all the bad girls are?.

You might also consider a Catholic Priest taking confession...!

 

[Dennis]

You might also consider a Catholic Priest taking confession...!

I suppose quiet a few have a little black book.

 

[Dennis]

A little rudy Joke. This girl and her boyfriend had been out for the night and she invited him home, after a bit of cuddling and kissing they got around to having sex, when they had finished the girl said she would have to go to confession the next morning and said they had had sex 4 times, the boy said we have only had it once. so the girl said you are not going home yet are you.

 

[Veggiepatch]

A little rudy Joke. This girl and her boyfriend had been out for the night and she invited him home, after a bit of cuddling and kissing they got around to having sex, when they had finished the girl said she would have to go to confession the next morning and said they had had sex 4 times, the boy said we have only had it once. so the girl said you are not going home yet are you.

Lucky him....or was it Luckyus....

 

[Veggiepatch]

When would Santa find the time for a Lapdance

At my place....with Miss Paws! Anytime....

 

[mOiOz]

At my place....with Miss Paws! Anytime....

Sounds like some of you have started stealing the Christmas grog!!!

 

[UruauP]

Oh, to be Santa, for he alone, knows where all the bad girls are?.

Santa, can you be my friend?

 

[UruauP]

A little rudy Joke. This girl and her boyfriend had been out for the night and she invited him home, after a bit of cuddling and kissing they got around to having sex, when they had finished the girl said she would have to go to confession the next morning and said they had had sex 4 times, the boy said we have only had it once. so the girl said you are not going home yet are you.

Work cut out for you!