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Kung Fu!
A Kung Fu student asks his master.
"Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated.
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers:
"My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun,
and their wings seeming like flames?"
"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightily over the
stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this crap instead of training."
