[Luckyus]

Kids?​

Mrs Jones frog-marches her neighbour's ten-year-old son to his house. She is very angry as she bangs her fist on the door.
Mrs Smith opens it and sees Mrs Jones holding her son by his ear. He is crying.
"What's up, Blodwyn?" she asks, surprised by the look of anger on the other woman's face.
"Sheryl, you won't believe what Billy's been doing in the toilets after school." said Blodwyn.
"What on earth has he been doing that's got you so fired up?"
"Well, the teachers caught him playing doctors and nurses with my eight-year-old Daisy."
Sheryl burst out laughing, "Oh, is that all? You had me all worried for a minute there. It's only natural that they should be curious about sex at that age, Blod, or have you forgotten? We can't be too harsh on them for doing what comes naturally."
"Curious about sex?" screams Blodwyn at her friend,
Mrs Jones frog-marches her neighbour's ten-year-old son to his house. She is very angry as she bangs her fist on the door.
Mrs Smith opens it and sees Mrs Jones holding her son by his ear. He is crying.
"What's up, Blodwyn?" she asks, surprised by the look of anger on the other woman's face.
"Sheryl, you won't believe what Billy's been doing in the toilets after school." said Blodwyn.
"What on earth has he been doing that's got you so fired up?"
"Well, the teachers caught him playing doctors and nurses with my eight-year-old Daisy."
Sheryl burst out laughing, "Oh, is that all? You had me all worried for a minute there. It's only natural that they should be curious about sex at that age, Blod, or have you forgotten? We can't be too harsh on them for doing what comes naturally."
"Curious about sex?" screams Blodwyn at her friend,

"He's just taken her fkn appendix out!"