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Keeping It Up
My Nookie days are over,. My pilot light is out.
What used to my sex appeal is now my water spout.
Time was when of it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring.
But now i have a full time job to find the bloody thing.
It usd to be embarrasng the way it would behave.
For every single morning it would stnd watch me shave.
As my old age approaches, it sure give me the blues.
to see it hang it's little head and watch me tie my shoes.
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