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Just Lucky I Guess!
Little Johnny and the little girl next door are in love.
One day Johnny goes to his mother and tells
her that the two are getting married.
She thinks this is absolutely adorable and asks,
"Well Johnny, where are the two of you going to live?"
He says they can live in her room.
"And how are you going to support your new wife?"
Johnny's mother asks. Johnny tells her the two of their allowances
combined should be enough to support two six year olds.
"Well what will you do if you have a baby?"
Johnny looks at her, shrugs his shoulders and says,
“Well, we've been lucky so far!!..
