[Luckyus]

Just a Posting​

"On my birthday, my friends clubbed together and bought me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have everything."

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.”

I told my mum I'd bought a theatre, "Are you having me on?" she said "Well, " I said "I'll give you an audition but I can't make any promises."

"When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother greased his back. He went downhill very quickly after that."

I went to the video shop, I said "Can I have Batman Forever?" "No," said the assistant "You've got to bring it back on Monday."

“I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.”

I went looking for some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Just a Posting​

"On my birthday, my friends clubbed together and bought me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have everything."

If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that.”

I told my mum I'd bought a theatre, "Are you having me on?" she said "Well, " I said "I'll give you an audition but I can't make any promises."

"When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother greased his back. He went downhill very quickly after that."

I went to the video shop, I said "Can I have Batman Forever?" "No," said the assistant "You've got to bring it back on Monday."

“I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.”

I went looking for some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn't find any.

I'd go downhill quickly too!