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Husband loosing his temper?
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks, what's the problem? The woman says, I don't know what to do every day, my husband seems to lose his temper, for no reason. It scares me.
The Doctor says I have a cure for that! Every time your husband seems to lose his temper. Get a glass of full water and start to swish the water around your mouth and keep swishing and swooshing, but do not swallow it! Until he either calms down, or leaves the room.
Two weeks later the woman goes back to the Doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, doctor that was brilliant. Every time my husband started to lose it, I would swish the water. I swished and I swished and he would calm right down. But how does a glass of water do that?
The doctor says "The water in itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"
Husband loosing his temper?
A woman goes to the doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks, what's the problem? The woman says, I don't know what to do every day, my husband seems to lose his temper, for no reason. It scares me.
The Doctor says I have a cure for that! Every time your husband seems to lose his temper. Get a glass of full water and start to swish the water around your mouth and keep swishing and swooshing, but do not swallow it! Until he either calms down, or leaves the room.
Two weeks later the woman goes back to the Doctor looking fresh and reborn. The woman says, doctor that was brilliant. Every time my husband started to lose it, I would swish the water. I swished and I swished and he would calm right down. But how does a glass of water do that?
The doctor says "The water in itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"
