[Elvisp58]

Jokes​

I was driving along this morning when I noticed a police car behind me, so I decided to speed up a little.

Next thing, the flashing lights came on, so I sped a little more, but they indicated to pull over.

Getting out of the car, the officer asked 'What is your reason for speeding?', to which I replied, 'Well you see officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back to me!'

 

[Jarred Santos]

Jokes​

I was driving along this morning when I noticed a police car behind me, so I decided to speed up a little.

Next thing, the flashing lights came on, so I sped a little more, but they indicated to pull over.

Getting out of the car, the officer asked 'What is your reason for speeding?', to which I replied, 'Well you see officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back to me!'

'Well, here she is, actually.'

 

[Dennis]

Jokes​

I was driving along this morning when I noticed a police car behind me, so I decided to speed up a little.

Next thing, the flashing lights came on, so I sped a little more, but they indicated to pull over.

Getting out of the car, the officer asked 'What is your reason for speeding?', to which I replied, 'Well you see officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back to me!'

A very old one.

 

[Pink lion]

I was driving into Hay a Victorian town when I was about 18 years old, when suddenly a motorcycle cop drew up directly beside me and pointing said Pullover!

looked at him, tugged on my clothing and said "It's a jumper" He waved me to the kerb.

"What's your reason for speeding" he said "I explained, that "I was trying to make Hay while the sun shined." He still didn't laugh.

I apologized and explained that I hadn't noticed I had exceeded the speed limit. "This is going to cost you 30 Bananas he said.

What sort of a discount would I get if I offered you two apples and an orange? I enquired. He said "look you don't seem like a bad bloke, but enough with the comedy ok!" I complied.

Comedy is how I always have and do still deal with troublesome issues, however not when it comes to the law.

 

[Wandiwa]

A blonde gets pulled over for speeding.
Officer: What's the rush?
Blonde: I wanted to get home before I ran out of fuel.

 

[Joyem]

I thought Hay is in NSW.

 

[Observer]

I thought Hay is in NSW.

It is

 

[Pink lion]

I thought Hay is in NSW.

You are RIGHT!

it must've been a NSW police officer.... I could have sworn it was Victorian. In my defense, it was over 41 years back

 

[Joyem]

No excuse, if you have been there you would know.

 

[Pink lion]

Ha ha ha ha.. I am glad your memory is still serving you well Joyem. Excellent! Well done.
Amongst the rest of us however, it is true that every so often it does occur that on occasion, there are those amongst us that do get a place name wrong or forget all manner of things that happened in our past.
That event however happened In HAY as described.

HAY N.S.W evidently, and so endeth my response.

 

[Barbara V]

Jokes​

I was driving along this morning when I noticed a police car behind me, so I decided to speed up a little.

Next thing, the flashing lights came on, so I sped a little more, but they indicated to pull over.

Getting out of the car, the officer asked 'What is your reason for speeding?', to which I replied, 'Well you see officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back to me!'

Not comprehend !!!!!!!!!

 

[PHW]

Jokes​

I was driving along this morning when I noticed a police car behind me, so I decided to speed up a little.

Next thing, the flashing lights came on, so I sped a little more, but they indicated to pull over.

Getting out of the car, the officer asked 'What is your reason for speeding?', to which I replied, 'Well you see officer, my ex-wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were trying to give her back to me!'