[Jentour1]

Joke​

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman & said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her & conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded his note, handed it to the waiter & asked him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 & a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami & a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. And there is over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts & portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman & said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her & conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded his note, handed it to the waiter & asked him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 & a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami & a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. And there is over twenty million dollars in my bank accounts & portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the wine back.'

Hahaha! Brilliant!