Joke
A man has 6 children and is very proud of his achievements, that he started calling his wife “Mother of 6” in spite of her objections.
One night they went to a party. He decided that he was ready to leave and shouted at the top of his voice “Shall we go home Mother of 6?
His wife, irritated by her husband lack of discretion, shouted back “Anytime you’re ready, Father of 4!!