[Chillygillie]

Joke​

A lady in her kitchen, washing up the dishes suddenly sees her dog outside with the neighbours pet rabbit in his mouth, She rushes out in a complete panic, beats the don, picks up the rabbit, gives it a bit of a wash and brush up, by which time it looks better but sadly very dead.
She rushes into the neighbours garden and carefully put the rabbit back in its cage
Returns home, what relief, but not for long, there is a banging on the front door,
There stands the neighbour, my Rabbit, oh dear has something happened to your rabbit?

Well he died yesterday and he’s back in the cage!,,