[Crawfie]

Joke​

I went to the doctor and said, 'How do you know when a patient needs to move into an Aged Care Home?'

He said, 'We do a test, we put the patient in a bath, and fill it with water. Then we offer them a teaspoon, a cup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath.'

I said, 'Oh, most would choose the bucket,' and he said, 'No, most would pull the plug... Do you want your bed next to the window?'

 

[Jarred Santos]

Joke​

I went to the doctor and said, 'How do you know when a patient needs to move into an Aged Care Home?'

He said, 'We do a test, we put the patient in a bath, and fill it with water. Then we offer them a teaspoon, a cup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath.'

I said, 'Oh, most would choose the bucket,' and he said, 'No, most would pull the plug... Do you want your bed next to the window?'

Oh, tricky, tricky! I guess I should start packing then

 

[NotNats]

Joke​

I went to the doctor and said, 'How do you know when a patient needs to move into an Aged Care Home?'

He said, 'We do a test, we put the patient in a bath, and fill it with water. Then we offer them a teaspoon, a cup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath.'

I said, 'Oh, most would choose the bucket,' and he said, 'No, most would pull the plug... Do you want your bed next to the window?'

very old but still funny each time I read it.

 

[Christinepregnell]

Oh, tricky, tricky! I guess I should start packing then

Good joke first laugh for the day

 

[Barbara V]

Joke​

I went to the doctor and said, 'How do you know when a patient needs to move into an Aged Care Home?'

He said, 'We do a test, we put the patient in a bath, and fill it with water. Then we offer them a teaspoon, a cup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath.'

I said, 'Oh, most would choose the bucket,' and he said, 'No, most would pull the plug... Do you want your bed next to the window?'

Old but still funny !!!

 

[Emmy Im12]

Joke​

I went to the doctor and said, 'How do you know when a patient needs to move into an Aged Care Home?'

He said, 'We do a test, we put the patient in a bath, and fill it with water. Then we offer them a teaspoon, a cup, or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath.'

I said, 'Oh, most would choose the bucket,' and he said, 'No, most would pull the plug... Do you want your bed next to the window?'