[Anthony Evans]

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A Yorkshire man retired from work and said to his wife, 'We shall have to watch the pennies now I'm retired, love.'

His wife replied, 'You have no need to worry about that score, we have been married for 40 years, and we have made love a few times in that 4o years haven't we?'

He replied, 'Aye, that we have.'

She said, 'Every time we did it, I charged you 5 pounds didn't I?'

'Aye, you did,' he replied.

'Well, I put the money to good use. You see all those houses across the road they are all yours, all from making love to me.'

'And if you hadn't been so lazy on a Sunday you could have had the pub on the corner.'

 

[Jarred Santos]

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A Yorkshire man retired from work and said to his wife we shall have to watch the pennies now I'm retired love.
His wife replied you have no need to worry on that score, we have been married foe 40 years and we have made love a few times in that 4o years haven't we.
He replied aye that we have.
She said every time we did it I charged you 5 pounds didn't I aye you did he replied.
Well I put the money to good use. You see all those houses across the road they are all yours all from making love to me.
And if you hadn't been so lazy on a Sunday you could have had the pub on the corner.

'Well it's never too late to start, pennies be damned'