[Maddison Dwyer]

Joke Submitted By Member Dini S. "I speak blonde"​

A young woman boarded a flight in Toronto. After take off, she got up and seated herself in first class. The cabin attendant approaches and asks “May I see your ticket Madam” the young woman shows her ticket and the attendant says “I’m afraid you will have to go back to economy” the young woman replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal!"

The attendant tried again and received the same response! The attendant entered the cockpit and reported the incident. The copilot offered to try and reason with the young woman. After kindly explaining that she was breaking the law the young woman said “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal." After returning
to the cockpit he suggested having the Police meet the plane upon landing.

The pilot said “Did you say she was blonde? I speak blonde, I’ll talk to her. He whispered something in her ear and the young woman immediately got up
and returned to economy! The others were astonished, “what did you say to her?” The Captain smiled and replied “I simply told her that first class wasn’t going to Montréal”

Oh this was too good Thank you for sending this one in member Dini S!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A young woman boarded a flight in Toronto. After take off, she got up and seated herself in first class. The cabin attendant approaches and asks “May I see your ticket Madam” the young woman shows her ticket and the attendant says “I’m afraid you will have to go back to economy” the young woman replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal!"

The attendant tried again and received the same response! The attendant entered the cockpit and reported the incident. The copilot offered to try and reason with the young woman. After kindly explaining that she was breaking the law the young woman said “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal." After returning
to the cockpit he suggested having the Police meet the plane upon landing.

The pilot said “Did you say she was blonde? I speak blonde, I’ll talk to her. He whispered something in her ear and the young woman immediately got up
and returned to economy! The others were astonished, “what did you say to her?” The Captain smiled and replied “I simply told her that first class wasn’t going to Montréal”

Oh this was too good Thank you for sending this one in member Dini S!

The members are always killing it with the jokes!!

 

[margie]

 

[Carwill]

A young woman boarded a flight in Toronto. After take off, she got up and seated herself in first class. The cabin attendant approaches and asks “May I see your ticket Madam” the young woman shows her ticket and the attendant says “I’m afraid you will have to go back to economy” the young woman replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal!"

The attendant tried again and received the same response! The attendant entered the cockpit and reported the incident. The copilot offered to try and reason with the young woman. After kindly explaining that she was breaking the law the young woman said “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal." After returning
to the cockpit he suggested having the Police meet the plane upon landing.

The pilot said “Did you say she was blonde? I speak blonde, I’ll talk to her. He whispered something in her ear and the young woman immediately got up
and returned to economy! The others were astonished, “what did you say to her?” The Captain smiled and replied “I simply told her that first class wasn’t going to Montréal”

Oh this was too good Thank you for sending this one in member Dini S!

 

[Craftingnonna]

A young woman boarded a flight in Toronto. After take off, she got up and seated herself in first class. The cabin attendant approaches and asks “May I see your ticket Madam” the young woman shows her ticket and the attendant says “I’m afraid you will have to go back to economy” the young woman replied “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal!"

The attendant tried again and received the same response! The attendant entered the cockpit and reported the incident. The copilot offered to try and reason with the young woman. After kindly explaining that she was breaking the law the young woman said “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m flying to Montréal." After returning
to the cockpit he suggested having the Police meet the plane upon landing.

The pilot said “Did you say she was blonde? I speak blonde, I’ll talk to her. He whispered something in her ear and the young woman immediately got up
and returned to economy! The others were astonished, “what did you say to her?” The Captain smiled and replied “I simply told her that first class wasn’t going to Montréal”

Oh this was too good Thank you for sending this one in member Dini S!

That was a good on.