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Joke sent by member Doug S.
In the shopping centre, a man was asked by his wife to pop into the butcher's shop and buy a kilo of steak.
The man returned empty-handed saying that the butcher had said he had no steak.
'It's a butcher shop, isn't it?' said his wife, 'Go back and get a kilo of steak'
The man returned empty-handed, saying again that the butcher had said he had no steak.
'This is beyond belief!' shrieked his wife, 'Go and get the bloody steak.'
The man returned again empty-handed, saying that the butcher had given him a spelling lesson.
'A spelling lesson?' said the wife. 'Yes,' said the man, 'He said there's no F in steak.'
